FA: Mr. Capello, could you please explain why you have been criticising the Football Association in the Italian media?
Capello: Is because, how north English people say, “I like what I saying and I say what bloody well I liking”.
FA: No, you can’t say whatever you like. For example, you can’t publicly criticise the Football Association – your employer – in public. Read your £6m a year contract.
Capello: Look, I England football manager. I, no FA. FA mine me under, no, undermine me, by stop Mr. John be capitan.
FA: Again, please read your contract, Mr. Capello. We are contractually permitted to take action like that in certain circumstances.
Capello: I no happy.
FA: Either are we. You can resign, or…
Capello: I go.
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