Contact Me

For positive feedback

For negative feedback

Priority, dedicated email address for complaints if you feel you have a right not to be offended or ridiculed

For press and media enquiries

For offers of employment

To ask me to speak at a charity event, a school, an old people’s home, or a secure institution

To try and convert me to your religion, for death threats, for bogus allegations of defamation, for notification of Nigerian lottery wins, for general marketing rubbish, and for spam

For offers of meaningless, no strings attached sex

For those willing to commit to a long-term monogamous relationship